This week, Michael of My Comic Relief, Kalie of Just Dread-full, Kathleen, and I went head to head – trying to decide which cinematic superhero Chris is best! Michael supported Chris Pratt, Kalie choose Chris Hemsworth and Kathleen went with Chris Evans. All three shared heartfelt but misguided treatises as to the superiority of their Chris. While all three are excellent writers, they all fell short (and they secretly know it). Clearly the best was saved for last, which quite obviously is Chris Pine.
To say that the public is blessed with such four outstanding Chrises is an understatement. People come in with their own preconceived notions of what they find attractive, sexy and funny. All of the Chrises fit into those categories, but it takes a truly superior Chris to rise above the rest. So let’s wrap this up for once and for all, as I prove my Chris is best.
As if we needed an introduction to the best of the Chrises, but here it is, announcing it himself:
The public first met Chris as Lord Nicholas Devereaux in The Princess Diaries 2 as he wooed Anne Hathaway. His charm and looks were certainly appealing, but it was the fact that he was a bit of a scoundrel that won her heart (and ours).
And those eyes…OMG, who could resist those eyes! Let’s just pause here for a moment, or two, or three, as we watch him look at us with those EYES. In fact, I shall quote a very wise student of Michael’s who said “The universe is in Chris Pine’s eyes!” (This student deserves an A+ for the semester based on their apparent genius).
But for me, it was hearing the news that he would be portraying Captain Kirk in the rebooted Star Trek movies that sealed the deal. As a long time Star Trek fan I worried if Pine would be able to portray the iconic captain that William Shatner so memorably originated. But he hit it out of the park! I love how Pine pays homage to the original captain but gives it a twist and lets his own rakish charm shine through.
Plus, how about his role as Steve Trevor in the Wonder Woman movie? The best heroine ever picked Chris Pine as her man! Decades after she met him, she still pines for him. He held his own next to the most powerful woman in the world, and was man enough to step aside and let her shine. He wasn’t intimidated by her- he was proud of her! And while I was rooting for them to truly be together, I appreciated how the romance did not take center stage, as their connection was real and not showy. What other Chris could have handled that subtle role?
Lately there has been foolish talk that the upcoming Avengers movie is the best cross-over event- but this graphic novel gem is truly the best crossover. So we have Pine in two worlds- the Star Trek Kelvin universe and the DC universe with Hal Jordan and his fellow Green Lantern Corp meeting the Enterprise crew. Talk about epic crossovers! Can any other Chris helm the combining of two different franchises into one? I think not!
To add to his already considerable skill set, Chris Pine can sing. Not silly songs (like a certain other Chis) but authentic ballads. Listen to him belt out Agony from the musical Into The Woods. So not only can he lead romantic and action movies, he is at home in comedies and musicals. Talk about versatile.
As a final example of his superiority (although by now it’s obvious) Pine has a sense of humor. In this clip he dances, he drinks and he flips cups. I want him at my next party. To top it off, he is the only Chris that can still look sexy in an inflatable fat suit!
To sum it all up- Chris Pine has it all. He has the looks, the charm, the talent, and the voice. He himself boldly states the truth:
To think this all started when I innocently replied to a query about which Chris is best on the Twitter page, Marvel vs DC. I entered in the obvious reply, when Michael then chimed in with his choice of Chris Pratt. Our picture and GIF war was hysterical, and we got our partners (my writing partner and his romantic partner) in on the fun. This four-part series has been enjoyable as we worked out the method in which our posts would appear. So while the four of us may disagree on which Chris is the finest, I think this writing group is the BEST! ♥
-Nancy
The Chris fun continues! Check out the other compelling (but flawed) arguments in this series:
Michael’s post- Chris Pratt
Kathleen’s post- Chris Evans
Kalie’s post- Chris Hemsworth
April 13, 2018 at 3:07 pm
Okay…I’ll admit the closing GIF was a masterstroke of brilliance. And I appreciate the career retrospective as much as my student appreciated the shout out and the suggestion they receive an A+ for the term. Given how much work you put into this I feel I need to own the secret truth you allude to above. So I’m ready to proclaim publicly and proudly – PRATT FOR LIFE :).
But I totally agree with your closing assessment! Aww, what a perfect note to end on. This was so much fun and we are the best.
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April 13, 2018 at 4:56 pm
I look forward to our next series! And…Chris Pine 4evah!
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April 14, 2018 at 8:09 am
Yea…you have a point there. Those eyes are hard to resist.
Lol at “authentic ballards.”
Pine is cool, but Hemsworth still takes it for me.
(Was here secretly hoping that superman/justice league movies dude is a Chris so he’ll pop up in one of these posts but no, he’s a Henry 😦 )
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April 14, 2018 at 8:29 am
Okay – excellently argued. He is talent and amazingly good looking. I might take issue with one point: I don’t think even he makes the inflatable red suit look sexy, though I appreciate his sense of humor.
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April 14, 2018 at 3:56 pm
But he has epic dance moves even when completely covered in an inflatable suit! And frankly, I will just gaze at his eyes and don’t need to look elsewhere.
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April 14, 2018 at 1:41 pm
Oh, partner… I think you got me. The WW part swayed me. OBVIOUSLY the world’s best superheroine has good taste… and she’s my idol… so I’m a convert! Yes, Chris Pine is the best!!! ;D
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April 14, 2018 at 3:57 pm
YES!!!! THANK YOU KATHLEEN!!! In your face other Chrises!
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April 14, 2018 at 8:53 pm
What?!? A conversion?!? Well, I guess I should’ve seen this coming. Although, Kathleen I think you misspelled “Pratt” as “Pine.” Right? Otherwise I CANNOT EVEN BELIEVE THIS!!! Aaaahhh!!!
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April 15, 2018 at 11:09 am
Too bad so sad Michael & Kalie! PINE is the WINNER!
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April 15, 2018 at 6:54 pm
Yes, Chris Pine is the winner…of getting Kathleen to say he’s the best. Really, this is more a testament to solidarity in blogging (beautiful though it is) than his ultimate Chris-ness.
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April 17, 2018 at 11:26 am
I spelled Pine exactly right, thank you =P I think your post had all the typos with “Pine” as “Pratt”!!!
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April 17, 2018 at 8:47 pm
Hahaha, nope, I was spot on. Yay for both our spellchecks then, even if they weirdly ended up spelling “The Greatest Winner Of All Things Chris” differently…because mine totally came out as “Pratt” :).
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April 14, 2018 at 6:52 pm
Oh gosh. Your right, I have to go with pine!
Goodness, I’m so indecisive aren’t I? I guess I’ll just go back to my own choice of Chris. Chris O’donnel. He played a superhero to you know!
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April 15, 2018 at 11:07 am
Yes- you switched to Pine! He’s the winner!
Chris O’Donnell was an awesome Robin!
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April 15, 2018 at 3:10 pm
What a fun idea for a debate series. Ultimately, I side with you – the other guys are great, but they are all too limited in their own way, either by talent, fame, or ambition. Chris Pine gets the vote because he hasn’t been as constrained by his stardom/image, and he hasn’t quite soared as high as the others in terms of box office grosses. So, he’s freer to be an actor to admire and enjoy instead of just being Thor, Captain America, or some variation on Star Lord. Chris Pine has been Captain Kirk, Steve Trevor, a conceited prince in a musical, and a heartbreaking leading man in an Oscar contender like Hell or High Water. At the very least, unlike the others, he’s free to look like a normal human being whereas for years upon years now Evans, Hemsworth, and Pratt always have to keep up extreme workout regiments that make them look like superheroes.
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April 15, 2018 at 6:24 pm
Thank you! You articulate perfectly why Pine is the best of the four. His versatility and not being type cast will give him more options for a long term acting career. No one is going to give an Oscar to an actor in a superhero role.
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April 15, 2018 at 6:29 pm
Thank you, and thank you for the reminder in your post about his hilarious Into the Woods performance. Charming, handsome, can do action, drama, comedy, and… he can sing! Almost not fair.
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April 17, 2018 at 5:54 am
He’s my second place choice (sorry – I’m a Pratt fan). He is so FREAKING HOT. Omg. Chris Pine. Like, can you imagine waking up to that beautiful specimen every morning?? Droooool. But really – that’s the only reason I pick him which is why he’s 2nd place. I don’t think he wins in other aspects – but you totally make a good case!
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April 17, 2018 at 12:10 pm
I agree with the hotness! I just recently discovered he is the son of actor Robert Pine who played Sgt. Joseph Getraer on the television series CHiPs.
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